Scientific Journal - The Female

Plagiarized this from my old blog.

Once upon a time, a in mystic land far away there lived 3 fishermen. One fateful day while they were out at sea, their nets hardly caught anything ... and they decided to call it a day. On their way back, one fisherman felt thirsty so he scooped water from the sea with one of his boots. Eww.

So while he was drinking he felt something tickle his nose. So he peered down he saw a little queer fish.

Deciding that the fish was too small, he threw it back to the sea. Suddenly a mermaid popped up in front of them and said, 'FOR SAVING MY PET FISH, I SHALL GRANT 3 WISHES'. And so it was decided in fairness that each fisherman will each have one wish.

1st guy: I wish that I was twice as smart as I am now. *poof* the guy wins the nobel prize for curing aids and cancer.

2nd guy: I wish that I was 3 times as smart as I am now. *poof* the guy manages to rid the world of hunger, and mathematically figure out how the world began.

The 3rd guy, not wanting to lose out to his friends requested that he become 10 times smarter than he was now. The mermaid asked him to reconsider, as 10 times was overwhelming and it could result in drastic changes. The fisherman was persistent, and eventually the mermaid gave in.

*poof*, the man turns into a woman.

Once in a bookstore, I saw a really thick book entitled

"everything you need to know about women".

Feeling intrigued, I went to open the book. It was BLANK. Quite appropriately so ... there are some things in life which we will never comprehend, like why isn't bigfoot called bigfeet, or why greenland is covered in ice but iceland is grassy.

We will never understand why they become possessed once a month,
or why they have the ability to possess us.

"Woman was taken out of man;
not out of his head to top him,
nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot;
but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected...
and near to his heart to be loved"

- Anonymous